Est. from a joke that hit different

Parts of Fortune

Spiritually Aligned  ·  Casually Defiant

Reclaim the Narrative · Humor as Armor · Style with Meaning · Growth with Edge · Reclaim the Narrative · Humor as Armor · Style with Meaning · Growth with Edge ·

The Origin

It started with a pause. A smirk. The same reaction, everywhere, every time. One word was all it took. Scorpio.

Instead of defending it, I leaned in.
"We're starting the
Reformed Scorpio Club."
That joke became an idea. That idea became a brand.

Parts of Fortune exists for people who know identity is layered, humor is power, and self-expression should never ask permission.

What We Create

We make wearable statements inspired by astrology, symbolism, contradiction, and the art of reclaiming whatever people tried to define for you.

Our pieces sit at the intersection of irony and intention — made for deep feelers, quiet rebels, modern mystics, and anyone bold enough to laugh while evolving.

What We Stand For

01

Reclaim the Narrative

Turn labels into language you own.

02

Style with Meaning

Apparel that says something without shouting.

03

Humor as Armor

Wit is power. Full stop.

04

Growth with Edge

Transformation doesn't mean becoming tame.

Featured Expressions

01

Witchy Hat

A playful transformation in thread. "Bitchy" becomes "Witchy" with a struck-through B and hand-scribbled W — shifting insult into intuition, attitude into power.

02

Reformed Scorpio Club

For those who've outgrown the chaos but kept the sting. A symbol of resilience, self-mastery, and evolution — with receipts.

03

We Would Never Work

A wink to cosmic chemistry, mismatched signs, and the kind of incompatibility that turns out to be divine protection.

Rewrite the story.
One hat at a time.

Parts of Fortune — for anyone bold enough to laugh while evolving.

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